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[theoverwatchers]

In case you wanna call the cops

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[misanthropicprinciple]

...Hey. It'll be all right. We already know we're not, right?

[He slides his fingers through hers and holds on tight.]

We're just reaching out for a little more support, that's all. ...And if they try to go after us, then, hey, their investigation will probably lead them to the Network anyway. Two birds, one high speed spaceship chase.

[serrata]

... trying is better than nothing, right?

[ she makes herself smile, trying to project a little more confidence than she feels and gently squeezes his hands. ]

And if they turn us away... Well, just imagine how much more compensation we'll get for all our trauma when it comes out we couldn't get the police of all people to help us.

[ look at her, using weak attempts at black humour to cope! Aren't you proud, Junpei. ]

[misanthropicprinciple]

[He's so proud. Proud enough for a little hand squeeze in return and a palm to his heart.]

Oh, man. Maybe I can finally pay off my student loans, five and a half thousand years late... interest rates are still low on those, right?

[serrata]

Oh, of course. I imagine they'll be so shocked to hear from you, they won't think to start calculating the interest until we're a few galaxies away.

Then again, I'm not the best person to be asking advice from... I wasn't ever lucky enough to get to the student loan stage.

[ the zombie apocalypse did you a solid, yuuri ]

[misanthropicprinciple]

Well, with the inevitable windfall from this bullshit, I don't think you'll have to worry about it. Live your wildest space college dreams, Student Wakasa. I'll teach you everything you need to know about beer pong.

[serrata]

Do you think I'll be able to go in somewhere for a horticultural major? There'd better be. I didn't go through all this to just to miss out on finally going to an agricultural college.

[misanthropicprinciple]

Of course you can. Seriously, in this time and place? Self-sustainable food production on the go is real damn important. Terraforming planets, the moon... all that jazz. You'll do great.

[serrata]

A whole planet... that's a little bigger than the garden on the Fantasy Sweet but I think I'll manage just fine.

[ confidence! definitely an improvement from the pre-police jitters. ]