We are quite sorry for pulling you away from an important task like that, but I fear we rather require the metaphorical bigger guns for this particular problem. Besides that, I suspect the two matters are tangentially or directly linked.
Indeed, it is likely that your work is leading you toward our difficulty. It... will take some explaining, but piracy is very much involved.
[Arianna doesn't have to try not to sound like a politician. It's a gift, or a curse, depending on how you look at it. She does, however, have to restrain herself from stopping to pet York.]
Allow me to get to the point as directly as possible. We’re all very well aware how unbelievable this will sound, so please offer some measure of patience and let us explain as clearly as we’re able.
[where to START, even.]
To begin in the clearest of terms... my name is Ardyn Tenmyouji, and the series this universe knows as Airlocked is less fictionalized than Intergal 7 would have anyone believe. Those of us before you now are part of a group of survivors of the network’s machinations, and we are in desperate need of help if any of us are to continue surviving.
[Moses narrows his eyes and looks like he's about to say something, but York speaks up first:]
Is this anything to do with those transmissions that happened? We know that the "Airlocked" people are aware of them. [Whether he means the fans or the network isn't quite clear.]
[ who the fuck is this well-spoken smooth talker and what the hell did he do with ardyn ]
The ones from just before Christmas, you mean?
[ they've already done A Lot of Illegal Stuff but somehow now she's faced with real, actual cops it's a little harder to, er, cop to something that might actually get them in trouble. ]
We tuned into it, yes. It was the first time we'd been able to talk to any of them since... well. What happened in our seasons.
Correct. I'm not certain of the specific events which led up to that particular broadcast... but it would seem digital backups of those that have died are currently uploaded into a simulation as Arianna says.
Listen, IG7's bad news bears, we all got transported here from other universes, and the 'actors' in the show aren't fucking actors, and as the only cops we personally have any connection to in any way, we're genuinely asking for help here.
The pirates, by the way, are totally involved. Like, they don't even want to be, but they got involved anyway, and now it's a whole fucking thing with Flavortown and all. I cannot believe I said Flavortown in all seriousness.
[You know who's not in politics? This motherfucker.]
[Moses holds up his hands, because that was a lot of confusing shit at once. Pointing to Yl'lb:]
Are you still behind all of this?
[And, when Yl'lb nods, he points to Church instead, because horrifyingly enough Church was the only one of you who presented some kind of actual explanation instead of just SAYING THINGS.]
Okay, you. You're claiming to be involved in some sort of...large-scale snuff film?
Yeah. Basically. Not willingly. All those season finales, where the survivors got away somehow, that was literally us escaping the stupid fucking hellhole we'd been trapped in.
The other Champions who are dead, their bodies might be dead, but their minds got uploaded to digital Florida, so in that sense, like when we all got to talk to them on that frequency for a little while, they're not necessarily dead. We want to bring them back, and we want to take down IG7 and make them pay for the crimes nobody seems to know they're even committing.
At any rate, [says the captain of Muttering Amongst Ourselves,] we are telling the truth. None of this has been scripted, those recent messages least of all.
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She does, however, have to restrain herself from stopping to pet York.]no subject
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[where to START, even.]
To begin in the clearest of terms... my name is Ardyn Tenmyouji, and the series this universe knows as Airlocked is less fictionalized than Intergal 7 would have anyone believe. Those of us before you now are part of a group of survivors of the network’s machinations, and we are in desperate need of help if any of us are to continue surviving.
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Is this anything to do with those transmissions that happened? We know that the "Airlocked" people are aware of them. [Whether he means the fans or the network isn't quite clear.]
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The ones from just before Christmas, you mean?
[ they've already done A Lot of Illegal Stuff but somehow now she's faced with real, actual cops it's a little harder to, er, cop to something that might actually get them in trouble. ]
We tuned into it, yes. It was the first time we'd been able to talk to any of them since... well. What happened in our seasons.
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Correct. I'm not certain of the specific events which led up to that particular broadcast... but it would seem digital backups of those that have died are currently uploaded into a simulation as Arianna says.
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The pirates, by the way, are totally involved. Like, they don't even want to be, but they got involved anyway, and now it's a whole fucking thing with Flavortown and all. I cannot believe I said Flavortown in all seriousness.
[You know who's not in politics? This motherfucker.]
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[Moses holds up his hands, because that was a lot of confusing shit at once. Pointing to Yl'lb:]
Are you still behind all of this?
[And, when Yl'lb nods, he points to Church instead, because horrifyingly enough Church was the only one of you who presented some kind of actual explanation instead of just SAYING THINGS.]
Okay, you. You're claiming to be involved in some sort of...large-scale snuff film?
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Yeah. Basically. Not willingly. All those season finales, where the survivors got away somehow, that was literally us escaping the stupid fucking hellhole we'd been trapped in.
The other Champions who are dead, their bodies might be dead, but their minds got uploaded to digital Florida, so in that sense, like when we all got to talk to them on that frequency for a little while, they're not necessarily dead. We want to bring them back, and we want to take down IG7 and make them pay for the crimes nobody seems to know they're even committing.
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[And the part where they might incriminate a bunch of their friends.]
Sir Moses, during those transmissions, you reacted to the name Radical Skullqueen.